Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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