nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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