no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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