Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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