The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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