question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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