i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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