oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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