I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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