i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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