Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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