My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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