Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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