ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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