I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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