sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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