It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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