the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I pour the whiskey from now on
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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