Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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