areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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