im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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