The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I just googled if crying burns calories
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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