I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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