I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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