Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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