I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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