And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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