So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Randomize
