she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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