I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
she told me i tasted like america
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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