My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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