Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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