Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
