But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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