I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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