I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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