I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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