he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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