you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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