evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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