I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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