have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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