I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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