He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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