yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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