is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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