your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
