It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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