Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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