On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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