now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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