haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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