I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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