Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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