They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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