Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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