im gay
i know
yea but for you.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
there was a trapeze. enough said
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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